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19

Sep

Reblog if you are legitimately shocked by the number of followers you have.

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When I’m lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.
Morrissey   (via cybergirlfriend)

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18

Sep

JAPRIL APPRECIATION WEEK 2014

day 2 --> favourite friendship moments

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I have more otps than life ambitions

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

People say “Oh, you must really feel like you can, you know, do some surgery now.” No. - Chandra Wilson

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I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking forks out as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.

17

Sep

imadandylioness:

BOOP BOOP

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